SPEED (Clubflat nickname, founded in 2003)
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Real Name: Andy J
Position: Clubflat Manager of Transport
Profile:
Have you ever been in a rush to get somewhere? Likelihood is the answer is Yes. Speed hasn't, and do you know why? Because he knows that if he only has 2 minutes to get somewhere 50 miles away, he'll more than likely complete the journey with time to spare. Don't get us wrong, he's a safe driver but good God does he like to shift! If you ever see a cloud of smoke at the lights - that ain't Houdini OK! Speeds Calibra is a mean menace to society and if he isn't already in front of you in traffic, he sure will be soon. Yet another huge gambler in the Clubflat Casino, Speed is always there trying his luck at 7 Card Stud Poker. The picture above is actually taken from a session where he was contemplating going 'All In'. Speed currently holds the official Clubflat record of "Tallest freestanding male" at a whopping 6 foot 5 inches. When a fight broke out in a pub between D-Tox and some drunk loser, Speed simply walked over to the drunk who was on the floor and placed a foot on him with the words 'Don't even think about it'. From a lying down position that guy must have thought he was in Land of the Giants - he soon left. Speed, like every other member, likes his manly right to going out drinking, gambling and porn. Lets face it, who doesn't? Speed can show you how to burn rubber and get to destinations in 5 minutes that you thought were never possible. Just make sure you are not crossing the road when the day comes that he actually is in a rush!
Speed says: "You like? Aiii! Hell Yeah!".
Claim to Fame: "Who do you think invented the Cannonball Run films?".
Other Aliases:
Height - A self explanatory nickname founded in 2003.