GANGSTA (Clubflat nickname, founded in 2008)
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Real Name: Ste H
Position: Clubflat Manager of Booyakasha
Profile:
Born on the mean streets of Wordsley, Gangsta, a 'Brother' trapped in a Honkey's body, spent his childhood studying the Bronx lifestyle and in his later years began to teach the uncultured Brits the ways of Hip Hop, MOBO, and baggy jeans. Such is the depth of his fascination, Gangsta is the only white person who can actually understand the lyrics to any hip-hop beat! Gangsta's quickly acquired skills in the art of 'walk and talk' meant he was always going to be a natural with the ladies, who he likes to serenade with some hardcore rap. At just 11 Gangsta mastered the art of Ju Jitsu, and by 12 had transferred his newly found skills onto the rugby field. Keen to prove himself to his fellow homeys, he was the only person to score in a Rugby Cup Final and celebrated beyond the try line with 'The People's Elbow', the signature move of wrestler The Rock*. Like most Brothers, the streets have often been mean to Gangsta. On his 21st birthday he was knocked out 'Gladiators style' by a pugel wielding 'friend' in Birmingham's Sports Bar. The punk got lucky. On a night out, if there's some trouble to be had, you'd better pray Gangsta's on your side. Gangsta does not look like your typical tattooed, muscle bound, bearded villain. With his lean physique, he is more the clean cut sort that would be stood behind the main crime boss in a suit looking none too menacing. But with one nod of the boss' head, he would step forward and stab you in the eye with a spoon whilst simultaneously flipping you over and breaking your back in a swift two move technique. Gangsta was first introduced to Clubflat in 2004 when Clubflat went paintballing. Here he put his experience of gang warfare to good use, and started by sawing off the end of his gun in a quest to impress and join what he saw as the most prolific gang of them all - Clubflat. However it wasn't until 4 years later, after taking time out to sort out the African Congolese rebels, that Gangsta made the Team - or gang as he likes to think of it. In Newquay 2008, Gangsta was initiated into Clubflat and became a fully fledged member when he stickered the whole of Newquay with Clubflat Stickers. This one man crime wave promoted Clubflat to the Newquay locals and surfer dudes good and proper and truly earned his place with the elite. Always up for a laugh, you can guarantee a good night out with Clubflat's loveable Gangsta!
Gangsta Says: "G to the A to the N fizzle dizzle, G to the S, T, A, my schnizzle wizzle".
Claim to Fame: "I was the inspiration for the main bad-ass character in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas".
Other Aliases:
Dude - Originally from the film 'Dude Where's My Car'. Shared with Electro Kid as they began calling each other 'Dude'. Nickname founded in 2001.
Thrifty - Gangsta foresaw the credit crunch at an early age, and has always been keen to keep the VAT man away from his loot. Nickname founded in 1999.
Hank - A nickname based on his real name. Nickname founded at birth.
*The People's Elbow - The Rock would first stare at the crowd. Then he'd pull off his elbow pad in slow motion and throw it into the crowd. Then he would run left, bounce off the ropes, run over the guy on the ground, run right, bounce off the ropes again, jump up by kicking his right leg into the air and drop down using his body weight to drive his elbow down onto the man's heart.