Trenches

The last game of the day is just mayhem. Every single player from all the separate games going on that day is thrown into one giant game with about 100 people per team. To make things worse, it all happens in a close combat game called Trenches. This is a field about the size of a football pitch which is lined with trenches from one end to the other and it's the ideal opportunity to go crazy with any left-over paintballs you have. So this is what everyone does. The noise is deafening as 200 people fire paintballs at each other in a 'kill or be killed' rage. It's total mayhem and absolutely hilarious when you see masses of people cowering down in huge lines behind barrels or in the trenches. It's the closest you're gonna get to a real-life battle situation. If you're in the front line, you also have a good chance of getting shot by the second wave of troops on your team who are firing from behind you. This is exactly what happened to Quick Buck, but it was no mistake. Mentalist Dad yelled out "Who's in Clubflat" and Quick Buck stuck up his hand and identified himself. Then Mentalist Dad just popped a cap in his ass. Well, he is mental! The winner is the team to raise the flag up the pole at the enemies end of the field and keeping in with Clubflat's winning streak, our team of course won. Now out of all the players on the field, who should raise the flag but our very own Wig! Clubflat, you know where its at!

 

Wig and Face were brothers in arms

The sandbags in the trenches would have stopped The Thames flooding

Ank's growth problem was quite serious

 

Brian Davro and Ghurkha Joe present Hero with the

Top Gun Award. Is he or isn't he Bobby Davro's brother?

CHARRRRRRRGGGEEE!