No, not the place from that Leonardo Dicaprio film, but somewhere so weird it may as well have been.  Imagine walking around a city like London, turning the corner and finding yourself on a huge beach that wouldn't be out of place in The Algarve.  It's a little strange.  Stranger still was the eerie low and fast moving cloud that was probably only 30ft above your head and moved at about 20mph from the right of the beach to the left.  Only 50ft out the cloud completely touched the sea's surface creating a new horizon from which you expected ghost ships or a lost island to emerge from.   But that was nothing compared to the treats of the beach itself.  At first you notice the usual families, hotties and groups of young people.  Then there's some hotties with boobs out.  Yay.  You carry on walking to the right and... wooaaa!  Axe wound city.  There's a completely nude hottie, not even a thong!  Walk a little farther on and... UGGGG!  There's a completely nude old bloke tanning his blobs!  And another!  And another!  But before you can shout "Dirty ole bastard", you then spot a young lad in his early twenties, nude and casually frolicking down to the sea, his pinkie slapping around as he canters into the water.  What the shit!  It seems anything goes on this beach.  Take your wraparound sunglasses but be careful, you can go from erection to vomit in 0.2 seconds!