HAIR (Clubflat nickname, founded in 2001)
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Real Name: Martyn L
Position: Clubflat Fashion Director
Profile:
The reason for Hair's nickname is rather obvious to those who know him, and rather obvious to those who don't! The word "image" would be a good word to use when talking about Hair. His vanity though really does prove fruitful for him because for as long as we've known him he has never been without a bird or sometimes two for very long! Hair has been known to get himself stupidly pissed on occasions and then doing something ridiculous (your typical bloke then). Attacking posts with his head was one act of idiocy Hair undertook during a weekend session in Aberystwyth. He must have been drunk as this would involve messing up his hair. Always acting on impulse and realising consequences later, Hair is always up for a laugh. He frequently jumps bushes and never seems to learn that thorns hurt, and he often wakes up with more scratches than a prostitutes minge. However Hair is not restricted to acts of idiocy, he sometimes gets it right. For example during the last Clubflat trip to Newquay, a different shag every day of the holiday looked a real possibility. In the past, Hair has had a tendancy to drift from one meaningless job to another just to pull in enough bucks to keep stock of hair-gel, and to keep up his hobby - Music. Music is almost as important to Hair as the air he breathes... But Hair, you can’t even play the guitar!
Hair Says: "I'll try and play my guitar for you if you like?"
Claim to Fame: "I've been thrown out of a Foo Fighters gig for throwing water".
Other Aliases:
Moe - Thought up to try and annoy Hair. It lasted 2 days. Nickname founded in 2000.