CYBER-DOG (Clubflat nickname, founded in 2002)

 

Real Name: Pete B

 

Position: Clubflat Director of Technology

 

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Like all the nicknames of the Clubflat Team, everyone's nickname relates to some aspect of their character. Cyber-Dog spends half his life in the real world, and the other half on his PC. Cyber-Dog cant wait for the day when he can completely submerse himself into cyberspace and travel around the world as a beam of electrons. But do not confuse Cyber-Dog with the term 'geek' because he most definitely has his moments and uses. For example the boy came close to being nicknamed 'MC Hammered' due to his "not knowing when to stop" drinking attitude. He has been known to consume ridiculous levels of alcohol, and (somehow) live to regret it. His most recent gaffe after a heavy drinking session culminated in Cyber-Dog being found in the street slumped outside McDonalds by two random birds before then getting hauled off to hospital in an ambulance 'as a precaution'. However all was not lost as Cyber-Dog managed to get a date off one of the birds who found him - result! A fond lover of the peanut butter curry!?, gambling ridiculous sums of money in the casino, and with his "a shags a shag, it's all pink inside" attitude towards anything female, Cyber-Dog certainly adds something to the Clubflat mix.

 

Cyber-Dog Says: "Show me a PC and I'll show you a good time".

 

Claim to Fame: "I nearly got the lead role in 'The Lawnmower Man' and 'The Net' movies".

 

Other Aliases:

Penguin - When Quick Buck showed Laze some video of Cyber-Dog dancing, in complete disbelief Laze exclaimed "What the penguin!" and the Penguin dance was born.  Takes on a whole new meaning of funniness when one of Cyber-Dog's favourite wildlife creatures is also the penguin.  The dance can be no coincidence.  Nickname founded in 2006.

MC Hammered - Due to his inability to stop drinking once he started. Nickname founded in 2002.

PAB - A boring nickname, related to his initials. Nickname founded in 1999.

 

 

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