Mentalist Dad at the NEC Motorshow

Mentalist Dad the Clubflat Chief of Security was working at the NEC Motorshow when suddenly he was surrounded by 3 fit punani specimens from the Orange stand who were dying to get themselves on the Clubflat website. They knew the rules, all they had to do was hold the Clubflat card and look beautiful. Mentalist Dad would like to apologise to the punani because he didn't remember their names, he was too interested in the huge pair of jugs nestling under his nose. Nice one Dad!!

  6ft 2in Mentalist Dad was

dwarfed by the giant punani

 Mentalist Dad's tough NEC security job meant

 he often had to arse about in smart cars and

       have his picture taken with top totty