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The Bahia had plenty going on at night. If the entertainment crew weren't running around being daft, then we were! There was lots of relaxing Mexican music and bands, a superb variety of shows held in an amphitheatre every night such as Grease, Michael Jackson and an unbelievable Circus show, lots of Merengue and sexy bum wiggling, more cocktails than Tom Cruise could mix, six different worldly themed a la carte restaurants, street tricks and other goings-on at the Dona Isabel and also the Hacienda nightclub. But best of all, Wolverand being pulled up on stage and forced to dance to Right Said Fred's "I'm too sexy for my shirt", ripping his shirt off and heave-ho'ing it through his legs while slapping his arse was without doubt the highlight. He nearly won too but came a close second to some Chinese bloke who was just off his rocker. He soon got nicknamed Samsung. |
How to put a smile on any little girls face |
Planted by the plant |
The choice was confusing Lucy |
The apartment blocks resembled giant Halloween pumpkins |
Hero sips a Pina Clubflatado |
Wolverand and Deb sure took advantage of the free alcohol |
Tools were provided for getting those hard to reach bogies |
food decoration by Clubflat |
Lighting matches in the thatched roof reception wasn't a good idea |
The reception of the adjoining Bahia complex was just as luxurious |
Sun, sea, sand, humid climate and cocktails. A man could fall in love |
This area of the bar was reserved for Clubflat |
The tans were starting to shape up |
Mexican beer "2X" came served with Clubflat cards |
Fancy 7 course nosh at Don Pablo's a la carte restaurant |
With Wolverand on stage, the card planting was one of the best yet |
Wolverand gets ready to perform his "I'm too sexy for my shirt" dance |
Mayan folk band played in random corridor hoping to satisfy the Rain God |
Rico could be found anywhere where there was a big pink one |
Balloon came in useful to keep the hair off your neck |
What the f*ck? |
Hero takes a moment to practice his skills |
Your mission: To work your way through the entire cocktail menu |
Weird white electrical cloud hovered motionless producing lightning within |
Hero glams it up in the Hacienda, Mexico's most popular night club |
Circus show was pretty amazing |
As he got all tangled up, people just laughed and left him there |