Driving was out of the question so a train journey from Wolvo to Manchester it was, but first a full English breakfast in Wetherspoons was needed to kick start proceedings.  And kick start they did as the usual lads piss-taking soon began in earnest.  As Hero rummaged in his rucksack the lads caught sight of the truck load of chocolate and crisps he had brought along which didn't help to disprove why one of his other Clubflat aliases is Fat Kid.  Then as everyone supped morning pints, Special K was caught stirring a coffee after having been goading the others in the weeks beforehand that they wouldn't keep up with his drinking.  Then there was Guitar Hero who turned up with a huge pair of head phones round his neck like he'd just finished a 'set' with Judge Jules.  Meanwhile Steroid was throwing the Wetherspoons sausages all over the place as the tiny green specs of herb in them 'offended him'.  The start of a beautiful weekend of male bonding was already forming...