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Thirteen of Clubflat's finest embarked on D-Tox's Newquay stag do mission with Stu F once again picking up the mantle of Clubflat's honory No-Name.  As the Team embarked on the monumental journey from the Midlands to Newquay with Clubflat's iconic Chuggsy leading the way, Bluff informed us that Raj, owner of the Kirribilli B&B we were booked into, had just told him he had double-booked us and had no beds available.  Knowing he was a lying scumbag who had just taken an offer from an even bigger stag do to fill his scruffy B&B, Bluff let 'scarface' Raj know that 13 lads of the legendry Clubflat Team were on their way and were coming to his place regardless, and this included 'The General' who would make him do 6550 press-ups as punishment.  Upon fearing for his cardiac safety, the 'Raj Mahal' offered us all free drinks when we busted into his tacky little bar, sorted out another B&B for us (which actually turned out to be better and more roomy then the Kirri-terribilli) and offered to pay our taxi's into Newquay for the weekend because the other place was slightly out of town.  Little did he know how much those taxi's would cost him...